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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:39 am 
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"But I feel much less suicidal now that three men with guns have rifled through my underwear."

Laughed so hard I snorted.


(My apologies if the last few words are off slightly. I'm having to rely on my memory 'cause I can't for the life of me recall where exactly that part is in the book. Which is quite ironic.)

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:56 am 
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I don't have my book in front of me, but it was something along the lines of, "cranberry juice cocktail (which contained fifteen percent juice and zero percent vodka, so where's the cocktail?)"

This was a question I often asked myself in the hospital, and reading it made me giggle.

I'm sure there are other parts, but I need to re-read it.

Not want. NEED.

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:13 am 
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actually (and in all probability this is going to sound so fucked up and weird) the ending was such an unexpected and brilliant twist that i actually burst out giggling as soon as i closed the back cover.
you know, like that super creepy fan-girl giggling.
i don't know why, but i think maybe it just got me really super excited or something....

but aside from that.......

just her sarcasm in general i guess. especially when she's talking about the doctors and such.

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:54 pm 
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"Pull rope to call nurse"

.."and that in a place that like is comedy genius"

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:37 pm 
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I don’t have my book with me right now but I like that part that goes something like this: 'Lots of amazing people committed suicide, and they turned out okay'

It's just so backwards.

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:25 pm 
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I couldn't help laughing at the bees one, it was just so silly ♥

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I too enjoyed the "Lick my cupcake!" part, I said it several times to my friends and most of them did not understand it. I also did love the "If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!" I once said that line to my doctor.

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I also did love the "If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!" I once said that line to my doctor.


^^^ That is fantastic :lol: this just made my day.

The parts I laughed at the most have already been posted on here (nymphomania, lick my cupcake, etc.) but I laughed at some point in the drug diary where she started writing random letters because the drugs were taking effect. Not necessarily because it was funny but because I just imagined her reading it out loud during one of her book readings. It was a very vivid scene in my mind :lol: I couldn't stop laughing.

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:12 pm 
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Not word-for-word but...

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^That
And also the "Pull rope to call nurse" :D

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"Lick my cupcake!"

I laugh every time and I actually use it as a comeback now.

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 Post subject: Re: Sections that Made You Laugh
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:51 am 
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For me, the parts were really funny were the lines and phrases that she would later use in her lyrics. It's funny cause the whole time I am reading it in EA's voice. So when she goes to a familiar line that is in her music, I instantly imagine her singing it and then going back to normal. haha


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