Your fave EA quotes

LouiseDiamondLace · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:43 pm

^ Baha! I adore that!

moonXshadow · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:34 am

"A girl's best friend is a small handgun"

Wind's Conductor · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:41 am

^ I laughed. Where is this from?

LouiseDiamondLace · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:06 am

^ Emilie's 'How To Break A Heart.' poem.

Dolly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:53 am

“It’s about taking all these things that make women the underdogs and using them to your advantage,” she says. “We’ve all heard of mothers who can lift cars when their child is trapped underneath — this is what women can do. So ‘fighting like a girl’ means fighting like the biggest badass possible.”

Velderia · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:33 pm

The best:

Quote:

In the surreal, Victoriana-inspired world of vocalist-violinist Emilie Autumn, there is only one constant: honesty.
Simply asking her how she’s doing will result in a disarming dissertation, such as this response last week: “Here’s how I am,” she says. “I just attempted to pour a cup of tea, and the only vessel I had was a Styrofoam cup. But there was a hole in the cup, so now I’ve scalded myself with boiling tea water and I’ll have third-degree burns on my violin-holding hand for the show tonight.”
Suddenly, she brightens. “So it’ll be like method acting! I’ll incorporate it into my show somehow!”

Wind's Conductor · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:05 pm

When I read that, I thought—for some reason—that she was gonna burn herself for the next shows too, and I was like wtf.

But my brain was workng rather slowly.

blackbluegirl · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:43 am

"You have the keys. This is your Asylum now"
As she said at the end of the Munich concert

muffin-bitch · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:43 pm

blackbluegirl wrote:

"You have the keys. This is your Asylum now"
As she said at the end of the Munich concert

I was just gonna post that aha

oh and a Veronica quote:
''I think I might have just gotten you pregnant'' after playing the ratgame with me. aw yeah

StripedTeabag · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:53 pm

^With a barn?

cyn · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:01 am

"I am a monkey!"

Evelynn · **Joined:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:27 am **Posts:** 350

I remember in one interview the interviewer had a scar on her arm.
So Veronica was touching her, noticed it and said "A scar... What have you done?"
The interviewer: "Oh, I cut myself accidently"

Emilie Autumn: I DO THAT TOO!

StripedTeabag · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:53 am

^Razorblades are for annoying people!

x_stripedcorset_x · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:00 am

Here's some really great EA quotes I found online that I really liked:

“I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much.”
― Emilie Autumn

“And falling's just another way to fly.”
― Emilie Autumn

“Why can I never go back to bed? Who's is the voice ringing in my head? Where is the sense in these desperate dreams? Why should I wake when I'm half past dead?”
― Emilie Autumn

“History written in pencil is easily erased, but crayon is forever.”
― Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

“Your stockings prove your virtues.
Be certain they are clean and free of tears.”
― Emilie Autumn

(This is my ULTIMATE favorite EA quote):
“Studies show that intelligent girls are more depressed because they know the world.”
― Emilie Autumn

NatashaLeLid · **Joined:** Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:35 am **Posts:** 5

I have not had time to look through this entire thread but I was wondering if anyone's favorite EA quotes were from any of her interviews or possibly from her book? A lot of the favorite quotes from here are her lyrics and though I believe her lyrics say more than any other form of medium I'm sure she says very clever/witty things in other mediums as well.

I personally enjoy the "Interview with EA" from the deluxe edition of Opheliac:

"Question you should be asking number one: Which goes faster? An asylum wheelchair or an asylum hospital bed?"
"But please, every one knows that a wheelchair is faster because of the what? Arm assistance. But then, a hospital bed is more aerodynamic. So, that's really a toss up and mostly depends on how..."

I just love her whole logic behind the answer! Especially when she throws a third vehicle in there to entertain further contemplation

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