Dearest Plague Rats:
1. I just nearly cut off the end of my finger cleaning a pair of scissors. Don't ask how they got dirty in the first place, but blood has been donated to a pile of paper towels, and it takes me a lot longer to type now.
2. New costumes having been created by my own two hands (when there were ten spindly fingers), the doors of the Asylum Stage Wardrobe can barely close, and the hoop skirts are complaining. Not all sad news, however, because this gives you another chance to wear my old clothes to my new show, something that is always more than a bit surreal. If you are badass enough to dress up in them, that is. I've worn them to pick up the dry-cleaning, but that's just me.
These are official, authentic, original, and ostentatiously one-of-a-kind costumes worn by myself and my Bloody Crumpets on stages and in madhouses around the world. There have been no replications of these show pieces, and they are not for sale elsewhere.
Official Emilie Autumn "Asylum" Tour Costumes: "Pink Pirate", "Dead Ballerina", and more!

And now, Muffins, it is off to the hardware store for me, which is where real costumers get their supplies. It's better than Disneyland. Oh wait...it's closed. Bollocks.
With Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, Inmate A, Block B, Cell W14,
EA
P.S.
The Plague: Get it. Feed it. Spread it. Sluts.
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