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ViolinX | EA
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I've been told that a mouses heart beat between 500 and 600 a minute
is that hectic or does one just adjust?


I suppose that when one has never known anything else, it only feels like the rest of the world is moving very, very slowly...

I can swear however that, beat as fast as we might, our hearts do not break as easily as that of a human girl.

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Ahem... Filth-ridden? Looks like somebody's looking to get their membership privileges hastily revoked, doesn't it just.

I shall have you know that Rats are cleaner than dogs, much cleaner than people, and more polite as well.

IN GRAND ADDITION!!!

It is due entirely to myself and my esteemed crew that the girls are alive today. I have spent far too many a night cleaning the wounds of one of the waywards, brewing the tea, and licking away the tears, to find the suggestion of my doing any one of them harm very amusing at all.

And lastly! Husbands and Rats share nothing in common, not in 1841, and not today.

And VERY LASTLY!

I do not dirty the linens, I dare say my feet are cleaner than yours, and I leave the towels folded military style and smelling of cake.

S.E.


Oh bravo, Sir Edwards, bravoooo *wild forepaw applause*

Cheers to that *toasts*

My mistress says I leave the sheets as fresh as buttermilk! And she bathes us regularly when we romp in the park. Mind that I can keep myself impecable but who can resist a trip to Bath's spas?


InDEED! Share a thimble, won't you?

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S.E. you sexy beast!

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Well drat. I suppose now is not the opportune time to be sending invitations to my Birthday Tea. Then again, I could invite the thief and scald him quite badly, wrap him up and send him off to the Asylum for punishment.
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InDEED! Share a thimble, won't you?

S.E.


My pleasure! Marzipan crumble cake?
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Oh my! Hello Sir Edward! What a dandy little rat you are!

How are things at the asylum? (And perchance, do you happen to know what are in those lovely little heart boxes your mistress made?)
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Aw, no one acknowledges the sacrifices of the dressing table. Admittedly you never change clothing but I can hardly be blamed for you asking for a furniture which you have no use for. In any case, I will continue to serve you dutifully even if I don't get a mention. Please stop gnawing on me, though. You're ruining my finish.


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Your dressing table

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ViolinX wrote:
Matt Holck wrote:
I've been told that a mouses heart beat between 500 and 600 a minute
is that hectic or does one just adjust?


I suppose that when one has never known anything else, it only feels like the rest of the world is moving very, very slowly...

I can swear however that, beat as fast as we might, our hearts do not break as easily as that of a human girl.

S.E.


oh dear
then there's all that time holding it together
hoping it will mend

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Dear god! Suffer is mising?! Such a lost would be unBEARable! I'm quite sure my mistresses would die if their bear Emilio got lost...

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ViolinX wrote:
Ahem... Filth-ridden? Looks like somebody's looking to get their membership privileges hastily revoked, doesn't it just.

I shall have you know that Rats are cleaner than dogs, much cleaner than people, and more polite as well.

IN GRAND ADDITION!!!

It is due entirely to myself and my esteemed crew that the girls are alive today. I have spent far too many a night cleaning the wounds of one of the waywards, brewing the tea, and licking away the tears, to find the suggestion of my doing any one of them harm very amusing at all.

And lastly! Husbands and Rats share nothing in common, not in 1841, and not today.

And VERY LASTLY!

I do not dirty the linen's, I dare say my feet are cleaner than yours, and I leave the towels folded military style and smelling of cake.

S.E.


My sincerest apologies Master Edward. Do forgive my ignorance. I'm afraid my severe case of identity disorder, and self-doubt causes me to lash out at everything and everyone; even those who mean me no harm.

I feel dreadfully embarrassed to ruffle your whiskers in a time of such emotional distress, or at all. I do wish, ever so much, for your well being and the safe return of your dear friend Suffer The Bear.

I will slink back to my cell now, and ponder the heinousness of my distasteful attempt at humor. Apparently, I have much more to learn regarding the term "Ladylike Conduct".

Humbly yours,
Maid Marissa

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"Enlightenment is knowing one's place..."
"Enlightenment is knowing. one's. place!"

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Poor suffer...lost and all alone, it must be difficult for a bear by himself, but I'm sure he will have many stories to share when he is found.
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where was the bear last seen?

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Lovely little Juliet sends her love... if only she weren't so tied up at the moment.
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Lovely little Juliet sends her love... if only she weren't so tied up at the moment.


<b>=O!!! What is that lovely girl doing in such a tiny little space?!?!</b>
Oh well... maybe it's just the angle of the picture ^^...I should say... I doknow some humans who should be in cages even tinier ^^

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Lovely little Juliet sends her love... if only she weren't so tied up at the moment.


<b>=O!!! What is that lovely girl doing in such a tiny little space?!?!</b>
Oh well... maybe it's just the angle of the picture ^^...I should say... I doknow some humans who should be in cages even tinier ^^


Unfortunately, Juliet drew the short straw...

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